Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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