His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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