Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize