new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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