Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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