her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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