is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
tell me about the fingering
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