This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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