going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
