I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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