We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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