CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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