yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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