I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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