I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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