I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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