I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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