I need help removing her.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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