he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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