Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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