hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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