come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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