Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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