I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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