I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
