i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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