Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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