i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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