Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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