Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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