Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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