kristin has been a bad kristin
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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