I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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