You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
