butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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