watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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