we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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