none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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