Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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