yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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