ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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