What did we do last night that was yellow?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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