these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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