I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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