its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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