So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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