There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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