i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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