i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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