walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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