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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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