apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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