Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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