You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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