i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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