stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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