Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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