I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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