I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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