remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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