whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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