Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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