im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
dude. I can hear the air.
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